... and so I give you the ending of last week's first 50 Shades of Stoopid, or Shame, or both. Cause it was def both for me.. {click here for part 1 if you missed it}..
I was quite literally a hot mess after the fiasco of being stuck in the dang prom dress.. when I finally managed to get the thing off my body, all I wanted to do was get my work pants back on my body and get the heck out of there. My wedges were already on, so I grabbed my pants and bent over to thrust my foot into the leg and my ankle buckled under me. and I swear-to-god ~ See Goofy up there? See the leg action of both legs flying up in the air and the one wrist coming down to break the fall? That was me. Except it was my left wrist that came down first. And then my butt hit. And then my body. And I watched it all happen in the mirror in front of me. And it was a THUD. I laid there, mortified, my wrist screaming, and for the second time in 10 minutes thanked Jesus that no one else was in the dressing room.
Ever fallen like that? I didn't earn my family's nickname of "Grace" for no reason.. I've fallen a lot over the years, but this one? This one took the cake. Thank god I was the only one there to witness it.
-m-
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Haha, oh man! A definite dressing room fiasco! I fall all the time. I can be walking in my house and then suddenly I'm on the floor. Or I'll be sitting on the couch and somehow I manage to fall off of it. So don't worry, you're not the only clumsy one who gets stuck in clothes! :)
xo, Yi-chia
Always Maylee
Oh man, I was waiting for part 2. That was the worse dressing room fiasco I ave ever heard. I do not fall too much. I trip a lot, but never actually make contact with the ground. Which is worse? A million crazy almost falls or several nasty hits to the ground? I say it's a tie. lol I bet it will be a long time before you step foot in any misses section again. lol again.
Julie from Stlavonlady – Scatterbrained In St. Louis
Hahahaha - I love that you just called yourself out. I don't think I've ever done that, but I've had my fair share of "goofy" moments.
I hope your wrist is okay!
The first day it snowed in high school as a freshman I stepped out of my mom's car and I slipped on a patch of ice in front of a group of seniors. I felt like such an idiot.
At least you don't look like Goofy. And I would have totally busted out laughing if this was me. I think you should erase that whole day from your memory unless you bought something spectacular
Hope your wrist is ok! I am constantly tripping, falling, hitting things with my elbows, etc!
I'm constantly walking into walls...thats my thing. :(
hilarious. im sorry, but it is. yes that has happened to me. i had on a jean skirt in jr high..and "pumps"...the jeanskirt was knee length and fitted straight down. i was goofing off. i kicked one leg a little and it made the skirt pull the other leg right out from under me. so embarrassing and hurt like heck!!
Laws, you had a bad day.
hi there! newest follower to your blog! omg definitely LOL'd at this post haha! u poor thing... too funny though ;) cant wait to read more from ya and would love if you followed back!
xox
ellen
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