he DEFIED me. a Snoop! v 5

sooooooooo, 
THIS is what Tristen's Facebook posts 
would look like, 
if he had a Facebook... 
which he shouldn't, 

cause last time he asked me if he could have one, 
I said No... 

ambiguous jobs at Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory and 

"people you may know" notifications featuring UofO alumni, 

cause FB thinks he graduated from there

{he dated himself born in 1980.  like me}

profile pics throwin' the #1 after the golf tourney win

{he's 11.  he's working on the profile pic perfection}

deep provoking thoughts that provoke deep responses such as: 

"My Swag is like a Skater's Jeans, it's always Tight..."

{ohmygoodlooord.  tweens.  seriously}

and photos of his "dog pimpin ice cold"

{pimpin' ice cold?  what rap song did he get that from?  
prob something his mom listened to back in the day.. slap her!}

It'd been awhile since I "Snooped" but good thing I did!  The Facebook Notification in the inbox induced a high squealed whhhhaaaaat?!! from my throat as my heart sunk to the bottom of the ocean and I knew I was gonna have to pull on those "hard-ass-mom-pants" and come down on the boy for going behind my back and opening a FB account when I told him no.  Turns out he had already set it up, THEN asked me, and then failed to inform me that he had already set it up when I said "No".  Suffice it to say, today is the first day of the all week grounding. No TV, No Internet, No after-school gym, and Bed an hour early. All week. Happy Monday to me.  ;) 

-m-