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| so awesome, it's just awkward. |
- Sporting the above camo hat, thinking you look smashingly cool cause you’ve seen all
the cool kids sporting camo lately, and having your kid silently stare at you
for five minutes and then say “Mom. You look
like you just got out of jail. Can you
take that off when you drop me off at Ian’s?”
- Entering the bathroom stall, absent mindly pulling down your
pants, reaching to pull down your undies, and getting nothing. Look down, and realizing you forgot your panties at home.
- Equally awkward. Entering
a bathroom stall, pulling up your skirt, sitting down, and remembering just.in.time that you have panties
on.
*Yes. Both above situations
happened to me this week*
- Messaging a co-worker: “Are you alive? Do you need me to
dial 911 for you? Did I miss a memo?
WHERE ARE YOU?” And getting back “You’re crazy”. That’s it.
At least I knew they were alive.
- Getting in the car, realizing you forgot your car keys on
the table, making a mad dash up the stairs, turning the corner on the hard wood
floors way too fast, and hitting the deck h.ar.d. So hard Rhett yells from the third floor “what
was THAT??”
as I hear him jump out of bed, scramble for his boxers, and come pounding down
the stairs, to find me sprawled on the floor, not moving,
wondering if the guys with the white chalk are going to have to come outline my
body right then and there, and I softly say, “It was just Me”.
AWESOME.
- Heidi sending me a link to my new read obsession: www.flourishinprogress.com {don’t click if you are easily offended by
foul language. The girl is straight gangsta Hilarious}
- American Idol and the impending three straight nights of
family time spent around the couch waiting in anxious anticipation of what JLo is sporting tonight, and hot debates
about who will be the next American Idol.
- My friend Jesse
getting to experience his birthday day for the 7th time: yay for leap year!
- Blog love and New Followers this week! Not gonna lie, makes a girl with a little
itty bitty blog feel Awesome!
- The thought of Rhett and Tristen getting down with it
belting out “Check Yourself, Before You Wreck Yourself” on the way to school. Makes my whole dang day just thinking of
it.
Have an Awesome Thursday!
-m-
6 comments:
hahahha i love love these!!
Ha! I put on a pair of jeans I got and was thinking I was hot to trot. Ian looks at me and says, "mom you look like you ate too many fat cakes" I wanted to laugh and choke the little shit all in the same motion.
Hahahahah awesome. I'm guilty of waiting to see what JLO wears to. I want her closet!!
HAHAHA! I love that your kid told you that you look like you just got out of jail! ROFL! And I agree, new blog followers are definitely AWESOME! So glad I found your adorable blog :)
Oh shoot, I totally just tracked you down.
I think I'm just gonna love you simply because of your underwear story.
Congratulations on being stuck with me.
lmao, i would've been like no, i'm going wear something worse now.
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