Sauvie Island. It's probably my very favorite place in the metro Portland area. Probably because it reminds me of home. Rhett was working yesterday so I went and spent the day out there in the 86 {!!!} degree temperatures. It was absolutely perfect. Sauvie offers a sandy beach and a great big river to play in and features amazing country side and fruit picking farms.
It also offers a Nude Beach
..
and if you get there, and the only parking that is left is at
the very end of the Nude beach, Do Not ~ I repeat ~ DO NOT think you can
just walk the shore line up past it all and be okay. You will not be
okay. No matter how hard you keep your eyes focused on your own feet, at
some point some permanent eye scarring will happen. Eeeek! Why would you want too be nude with a bunch of other nude people anyway?? Be nude in
the privacy of your fenced in back yard.. sure! Be nude with a bunch of
other nude people in a public place? No! no,no,no,no.
Scarring, permanent scarring. Am I alone on this? Well,
suffice it to say, I walked the 2 miles back to the car on the filthy dirty old
gravel road to avoid that again.
-m-
15 comments:
OMG! I can only imagine how bad your eyes hurt after that! I agree, keep your nude booty behind closed doors. GROSS! Hope you aren't scarred for life! :)
I completely agree!!
Nudity in public is pretty freaky!!
Hope otherwise you had a great weekend!!
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And I'm sure most of these people on the nude beach should NOT be nude in public!
We went to Jamacia while lying out not paying attention this couple came up on the beach. I all of the sudden look over and she's topless. I freaked out. I had no clue. Then right across the our beach was the nude beach. And oh god the men that where hanging out over there. Literally. It was culture shock to say the least
86! That's darn near Omaha weather!
Lol! Don't pretend like you didn't like it ;)
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HAHAHAHA, it would be completely different if all the nudist were Channing Tatum. but they never are. it seems that the people that feel the need to be nudist always resemble Homer Simpson.
Aw gross sis!!! Haha I remember running into the same problem when we went last time :) miss & love you!
I agree with faith...the people who embrace nude beaches don't look like channing tatum! yeah, the whole thing is kinda weird to me...
Chris was just asking me this weekend if I wanted to go to the nude beach. I promptly ignored his ass.
Hahaha. The title of your post had me LOLing. Poor you!
xo,
Lela
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HAHA! Hilarious!
And no, you are not alone. Never, never, never in my life, ever will I get naked with a bunch of other random nakeds. No way!
HA HA HA HA, yes there is a reason people wear clothes huh? That is SO funny! But laying out in 86 degree weather sounds fabulous!
A nude beach. Hum. I am trying to come up with something but I really think "nude beach" covers it.
Myself, a friend and my boyfriend went to a sexpo last year, just for the heck of it. And there was a stall for a nudist colony.
We were giggling so hard, and tried to suppress it and try and not offend them. But it was so funny, seeing this stout naked woman not give a damn.
They asked us to sign up, so as a prank, we gave up a friend of our's contact details!! hahaha
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